Please Eat this Post when you've Read it.........

     I'm afraid that tonights' post is going to occur in darkness, but that's the risk you take when you allow the sun to sink behind the horizon just as your muse decides to visit.  I know this might not make sense to you NOW, but believe me, my friend(s) (notice the trace of optimism I am displaying in this sentence; it really is refreshing, isn't it?) one day, it will, and when it does, I want you to think back on this day when you decided to place your mouse (I take it you DO  use a mouse to click on your bookmark) on the bookmark directing your browser to this blog, and discovered that a madman has gotten loose with a blog and there doesn't appear to be anything the authorities can do about it.  Or is there?  I don't know.....it seems that things are just going to hell in a hand basket (as opposed to a big plastic tub with daisies on it) and nothing is what it seems anymore.  Or any less, for that matter.

     You're probably wondering by now what would possess a person to come to this blog, considering what you find when you get here.  Not that you actually ARRIVE at any particular spot in the space-time continuem, mind you, when you GET to a Blog, but since we are simply being figurative here, let's just say you've arrived and let's leave it at that.  So.  OK.  What would.  Possess you.  Certainly not a demon, because we ALL know those things don't really exist, except in the minds of stressed out fundamentalist  types who need something to be afraid of.  Me, I'm not afraid of being here, because until I wrote it, this fearsome assemblage of facts, opinions, and assaults on common sense didn't even exist, and since I wrote it, I can damn well UN write it, simply by hitting the delete key, like this........see?  Well, no, actually, you wouldn't have just seen that because I just now typed this back over it and thus the evidence of the crime at hand has been erased......sigh......I suppose you'll just have to take my word for it.

     Having made NO sense whatsoever with as many words, I have decided that the best thing to do is stop now while I still can and publish this post before someone decides it's not a very smart thing to do.  If I only did smart things with my life I certainly would have had this printed up and sent out to book stores (the ones still remaining, that is) and had you pay to read it instead of providing it free of charge within the reach of any computer, even a Windows PC.  Now, I am not disparaging Windows PC's by any means, but I am saying somewhat disgusting things about them, or at least I HAVE said somewhat disgusting things about them, but only in passing, and boy have I passed some good ones (I sooooo crack me up sometimes).  So, in conclusion, I conclude this concoction in the hopes that I have not TOTALLY wasted your time, and that during those moments that I was wasting perhaps some of it.....well.....a chuckle threatened to escape from deep within your carefully maintained demeanor which really isn't any meaner than it has to be.

     You can stop reading now.  I'm finished.

     For NOW.......hehe........